Swap Meet

______________________________ ______________________________	______________________________ Grissom and Sara investigate the murder of a woman after a swap party. The married couples in the neighborhood meet and switch partners. ______________________________
_______________________________ Quote Sanders: "Hot shoes." Sidle: "You think these are sexy, huh?" Sanders: (shrugs) Sidle: " Did you know that shoes like these put degenerative stress on the hip joints, throw off the curve of the spine, and the tilt to the pelvis, over time, women get headaches, sore backs, shortened calf muscles and bunions, of course." (stands up) Sanders: "I take it back." _______________________________	_________________________________ _________________________________
	__________________________________________ Quote Sara: "How did your wife feel about you and Vanessa Keaton?" Paul Brady: "Well, it's not like we were having an affair. That'd be breaking the rules." (Sara perks up) Sara: "The Rules?" (Sara starts taking notes) Paul Brady: No, means no. Arrive as a couple, leave as a couple. Drugs, never. Condoms, condoms always. __________________________________________
________________________________ Quote (Grissom pulls a dildo out of the dishwasher. Greg tries not to guffaw) Grissom: "Well. They say cleanliness is next to godliness." ________________________________	______________________________ ______________________________
_________________________________ _________________________________ _________________________________ _________________________________	_______________________________ Quote Sara: "Thank you. I know I'm supposed to be objective ... but I think I have a problem with the lifestyle." Grissom: "Well, they're consenting adults, it's not illegal. At most, they only hurt themselves." Sara: "Tell that to Vanessa Keaton. Everyone has a jealousy gene." Grissom: "You think it was a crime of passion?" Sara: (nods) "Yeah. When you have to go outside a marriage for passion, you're in trouble. And you're asking for trouble." (He looks over at the Brady's) Grissom: "Well, they say they're happily married." Sara: "You think they're happy?" (Grissom doesn't answer as he considers the question. He doesn't get to answer as his phone rings. He answers the phone) _______________________________
_______________________________ Quote Sara: Arrive as a couple, leave as a couple. Grissom: No photos, no video. Sara: No affairs. Grissom: And the kids must never know. _______________________________	___________________________________